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AkewsticRockR
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September 2, 2008

Hope everyone enjoys the new rant. More so, I hope people take the message seriously and truly re-evaluate how they're passing up so many social opportunities.

NEW CONTEST-TYPE THING:

I'm offering a video shout-out and a link to the channel/website of the first five people to PRIVATE message me with their guess as to what game is being reviewed, based on this digitally "enhanced" screenshot.

DO NOT post your guess as a comment on my channel. You might ruin the surprise for the others and your comment will be deleted.

HINT 1: It's an extremely rare Ubi-Soft title.

HINT 2: Remember those QTE segments in God of War and Tomb Raider Legend? Imagine a game that is almost nothing but that.

WE HAVE ONE WINNER SO FAR!

FOUR SPOTS ARE STILL OPEN!

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Channel Comments (2458)
evangelian007 (1 day ago)
Hey Kyle!
When are you gonna drop another hint?
AkewsticRockR (2 days ago)
If Darth Vader and Sephiroth fight---nobody wins, because we ALL lose.

That's two incredibly over-rated and overdone franchises coming together to fight one another in one of the biggest piece of crap blatant fan-service moves ever.

I could care less about either of them honestly.
evangelian007 (2 days ago)
Hey Kyle!
Who would win in a fight?
Darth Vader or Sephiroth?
I vote for Darth Vader.He would whup that Emo to the next galaxy.
AkewsticRockR (3 days ago)
QTE is Quick-Time-Event.

It's basically when you're forced to interact with something you thought was a cutscene like in Resident Evil 4 when you had to hit X and O or L1 or R1 to run from a rock.
cross666fade (3 days ago)
I love your "America the Superficial" rant. Keep up the good work!
evangelian007 (3 days ago)
hey Kyle what is QTE?
billythehick (3 days ago)
2222!

congrats on the milestone bruh!
mariofreak8021 (5 days ago)
Alright, here's the thing. My cousin and I share accounts. The information on there is mine but the account is also half his. Anyway, he is like a fan of you and wants to meet you or something. Well, I found out about Aron not long ago and we pretty much agree with the same stuff. Anyway, I was watching his mad as hell video and I saw you in it. I told my cousin, who practically DISAGREES with everything Aron says and he got all excited about you being in his video. So he goes to Aron's page and posts the dumb comment. Anyway, that's the short and tall of it and if you ever see a dumb comment from mariofrak8021, that would be my cousin.
EvilCreeps (5 days ago)
hey i love your rants
evangelian007 (5 days ago)
Hey Kyle!
When are you gonna put another hint for the next review?
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