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As I was reading that, my cat rubbed against my leg, and it surprised me. But it felt kind of good, so I let her continue. After about five minutes of this, I was feeling pretty horny, and from her erect nipples, I could tell my cat was too. I picked her up and put her in my lap. She purred as I unzipped my pants, revealing my enormous boner. Then, without warning, she bit the head of my penis with her sharp fangs.

I guess we weren't ready to take our relationship to the next level.

Ok so a while ago I was in the bath and I did my normal fap. And then my mom comes outside the door right and she tells me to leave the bathwater in because she has to hurry to a meeting. I can't really say no, so I just leave and hope she doesn't notice. So then 2 months later my Mom finds out she's pregnant. And she definitely hasn't been with any guys. She's paraplegic and shit so its startling to both of us. I don't think she knows yet, which is good, but I'm really scared in terms of Doctors doing dna testing or something -- I don't really know much about the whole process because I haven't gotten pregnant yet, so I really don't know what to do. You guys are probably the most accepting and reasonable community I know, so please give me any advice you can. Thank you!

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