I was lying there naked; my warm body was wrapped in a soft white sheet. It was Valentines Day and love was in the air. I could barely make out the husky voice from above me, "Gosh, your beautiful." I was tired, exhausted even, I had just been on one hell of a wild ride. I looked up and there they were, the most stunning couple I had ever seen. She had the brightest blue eyes and he a luscious moustache. Suddenly the door burst open and another woman walked in dressed in a sexy nurses outfit. She slowly crept over to the bed caressed my cheek and said, "What are you going to name her?" In a soothing whisper they replied. "Jenny D".

I've come a long way since that time and I couldn't be happier with where I am right now! It's finally Sexy Time! I'm so excited to be doing this show! I can't wait to chat with you about love, sex, relationships and everything in between! This show can go wherever you want it to. You can share your steamy stories, ask me any sexy questions you have and upload videos for me. I know we're going to have so much fun along the way! Before we get started I think we should get to know each other. Here are a few juicy tidbits about me....

I had only pet hamsters as a child. One died while I was at baseball practice. When I came home my Dad showed me where he buried him down by the lake and we had a funeral. My little brother then took me into the garage and pointed out that Dad had actually shoved the poor little guy into a Kraft dinner box and placed it carefully in the recycle bin. I was devastated but I just kept wondering if you could recycle a hamster.

I started talking to myself when I was very young. I would record my talk shows on a Fisher Price tape recorder. My guests were always musicians like Michael Jackson or Tina Turner. It's funny because I ended up becoming a music reporter. Even though I never nailed down the MJ or Tina interviews I've had fun with hundreds of others.


I did my first commercial at the age of four and realized what heaven on earth was, the craft service table... AKA a giant mound of food that never ran out! As the years went by some kids at school made fun of me because of the commercials they saw me in. For some reason I wasn't fazed since they would never know the sweet satisfaction of jamming Oreos and Skittles into their pockets. I love food more than anything to this day!

At the age of 12 I noticed one of my thumbs was half the size and intensely fatter than the other. Bowling has never been the same since. Unless of course it's five pin, without the holes I'm golden.

I got a short pixie haircut at the age of 13 that I thought was extremely hip. Since I had no boobs to speak of people would mistake me for a boy until age 16.

I made the junior high basketball team and was thrilled since I was 4'8 at the time. Turns out they would've rather made me the water girl but didn't want to see me cry. I ended up doing a TV show years later where I was supposed to play an amazing basketball player. After one take the director called cut, told me I ran like a duck and asked if maybe they should use a stunt double.

I'm in love with meeting new people, unless it's a man who I find extremely attractive. Suddenly I can't look him in the eye and I say absolutely nothing or I can't stop talking. I just babble on and on. God only knows what comes out of my mouth. The whole situation makes me ridiculously uncomfortable. I must make a delightful first date.

So there you have it, now you know me! Let's sync up our watches because it's just about Sexy Time!!!

But just before I go I want to send out hellos to all my fabulous friends I've met over the years living in Edmonton, Calgary, Vancouver and Toronto! You've made my adventures magical. Hugs go out to Dan and Shell, the most amazingly sweet, sexy and supportive parents. Thanks for showing me what love and respect is all about! High fives go out to my little brothers Blair and Scott who are always the tough guys and hate every guy friend of mine they've ever met.Kisses go out to my amazing best friend Haley, you have the most vibrant personality of anyone I know and are stunning from the inside out! Smiles go out to my fairy Godmother, you are my favorite cheerleader! Low fives go out to Mike, the nicest roommate money can buy. Hugs go out to Tye Pitt, you are the ultimate in sexy. Squeezes go out to my lovely ladies who always supply me with sexy stories and endless laughs. Alexis, Angela, Laura, Kelsey D., Megan, Chantal, Anne, Emily, Kelsey W., Alex, Arana, Kyla, Michele, Jenny, Chelsea and Lori, you girls are the greatest! Lastly a wink goes out to Grandma L.V. in heaven, for showing me that a simple smile is all you need in life. I hope you all love the show!

Stay Sexy

XO
JEN