I cant cry, My balls are just too goddamn big

Son, Your mother and i have been talking and we want you to cozy up to the Finklestein boy. Hes a bright kid and i believe he was an eagle scout. Would you shut up! Were not gunna have another family brawl! Weve put up with a hell of a lot. Build your muscles, Lift weights. Ya know you could build your muscles pickin strawberries! Just like the mexicans, Bend and scoop. Shit, maybe i could get you a job at United Fruit, Hell i got a buddy at united fruit. it would get ya started. Start off with these strawberries and work your way up to these goddamn bananas!... When boy! When are you gunna get your act together! Good god almighty, I think hes the anti-christ. Now dont walk away from me when im talkin to ya! You get a goddamn job by sundown or were shippin ya off to military school with the goddamn Finklestein shit kid. Son of a bitch!

Hoe hoe hoe, your a fuckin slut ...yea knooooow, never believe its not so

Anyone know how corn meal was invented?....niether did the farmer........ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Matt, we must defeat the Weiner Chewers.

lol kay man... have a rad summer

Cheers

ahha eww dude... I wouldnt do that...that would deffenetly cuase you guys to break up. ut hope ur havin a good summer mat...try not to suck too many dicks man..

cheers

Hey Matt what's this i hear about you wanting to go out with dillon?

U wanna go out sometime??

Matt!, do you suck dicks?!...i bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.