I have two accounts. Volnessj is my main account, but I post things on my not so secret account MeTubeNotUtube once and a while.
http://www.youtube.com/user/Me TubeNotUtube

My name is Jordan. I live in Fargo ND. My life is fairly boring until I do stupid shit that could get me in alot of trouble. I love photography. I would choose YouTube over my friends. That's kinda a lie, I don't know... maybe. I think that about 75 percent of people on YouTube have problems getting oxygen to their brain causing the loss of brain cells which ends in them not understadning what sarcasm is even when it is written in bold in the description.
I love chocolate. If you want to win my heart, send me chocolate because my blood type diet tells me it's an anitoxidant for type A's.

my new myspace
http://www.myspace.com/volness j09

I also have an obsession with Elvis Presley.

P.O. Box 2309
Fargo, ND 58108-2309
I'm not even going to lie, I want you to send me things. But mostly Elvis things. Go to elvis.com if you would like to buy me something and earn my eternal love.