"I'm just an ordinary average guy, my friends are boring, and so am I, were just ordinary average guys. We all lead ordinary average lives, with average kids, and average wives. We all go bowling at the bowling lanes, drink a few beers, bowl a few frames, were just ordinary average guys. On every Saturday we work in the yard, pick up the dog-doo, hope that it's hard, take out the garbage, clean out he garage, my friend has a Chrysler, I got a Dodge- Were just ordinary average guys"...